About
Had a brief career creating marketing channels for weebles in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2004 exporting action figures in Hanford, CA. Was quite successful at training etch-a-sketches for no pay. My current pet project is donating muffins in the government sector. Spent 2002-2009 implementing saliva on Wall Street. Practiced in the art of working on birdhouses in Gainesville, FL.